"He's balmy! He's nutty! He's screwy! He's batty! He's dippy! He's dotty! He's daffy! He's goofy! He's beany! He's buggy! He's wacky! He's loony!"
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Never smile at a crocodile..."

"Dear friends, we surely all agree
There's almost nothing worse to see
Than some repulsive little bum
Who's always chewing chewing-gum"
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Miss Honey - Matilda

A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.
Said I, not being very old,
"By golly gosh, you must be cold!"
"No, no!" she cried. "Indeed I am not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!"
Rhyme Stew

Charlie Bucket stared around
him in astonishment. This was
the craziest lift he had ever seen.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers,
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
Revolting Rhymes
